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Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's day?

A: Ughs and kisses!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Pooch

Pooch who?

Pooch your arms around me, baby!

Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's day?

A: Owl be yours!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Sherwood

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's day?

A: I'm stuck on you!

 

Knock, Knock,

Who's there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive you!

Q: What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's day?

A: I'm nuts about you!

Knock Knock! 

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Ida know why I love you like I do?

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?

A: A Valentiny!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Eyesore.

Eyesore who?

Eyesore do like you!

Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's day?

A: You're nuts so bad yourself!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Iguana.

Iguana who?

Iguana hold your hand.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?

A: Because it couldn't get a date!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma hoping I'll get lots of Valentine cards!

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